Phantom Of The Opera
Starring Hillary Clinton
The Book Of Mormon
Starring Mitt Romney
A Chorus Line
Led by Chuck Schumer
Co starring The Resisters
Into The Woods
Also starring Hillary Clinton
Originally starring, James Comey
Played briefly by Anthony Scaramucci
The producers are currently holding auditions
The call back list
The Lion King
Oops. Sorry that show closed on January 20th
Coastal elites love the LGBT community and people addicted to opioids until, either election season ends or they show up on the upper east side.
This production has been shut down due to racial profiling
Yeah, a bunch of feral ones hanging out on the hill, posing as legislators.
Annie Get Your Gun
Only showing until the republicans on the hill let the Dems scrap the second amendment too. Buy your tickets soon.
Returning soon. They just need some time to stage the THAAD missile system
Don’t go. This one needs to be cleaned up.
Starring Nancy Pelosi
Maxine Watters and
The movie version to star
Sorry, the theater went dark when Scaramucci was fired.
This one must be a real pip. Everyone on the hill is walking around mumbling the name of the show, constantly.
Beauty And The Beast
Ok, that was a gratuitous mention to throw a bone to the Dems.
Oh, please. That guy wouldn’t be caught dead in DC these days. You’ll have to go to New York.
A 60s revival starring Bernie Sanders with Elizabeth Warren as the love child
All of the Americans putting up with this nonsense