Politics

Grabby Guy Bingo

A New Scamper Game

It seems as though we’ve been inundated with a bunch of Handsy Hals and worse lately. Pink slips have become America’s favorite stocking stuffer for pesky, powerful men all across the nation.

Frankly, we wouldn’t mind seeing the likes of Kirsten Gillibrand take a tap on the schnoz with this morning’s paper either.

Donning your Wonder Woman costume, only when it becomes politically expedient, doesn’t make you admirable. It makes you an opportunist looking for a 2020 presidential run.
Even Joe Biden is now feeling tempted to apologize to Anita Hill after more than 25 yrs.

Awe!
Don’t worry, that sickly sweet, ether smell that’s nauseating you isn’t a gas leak. It’s another potential presidential run.
D.C. is in a state of high alert.
Rumor has it that 30-40 more political players are about to be exposed. Only, not by choice this time.

Isn’t that a kick in the pants?
Who, oh who will it be?
You had best believe that the congressional curs are all a bit skittish as we head into Christmas. There are bound to be at least a couple more recipients of coal in their stockings this year.

Rather than carry on with some dance of the discontented damsels, we thought we’d make this situation sporting.

Welcome to Grabby Guy Bingo

(we wanted to call it Pick the Perv, but you know how delicate the Internet censors have become lately)

HOW TO PLAY

  1. Create your bingo board from the provided list by dragging and dropping the images from the left onto the board below
  2. Fill out your email, and click “submit”. A snapshot of your bingo card will be sent to us
  3. The first 100 players to achieve bingo will win a prize!
  4. Standard bingo rules apply
  5. A red X will appear on our updated bingo card below when one of the choices we’ve provided turns perp
  6. Keep track of your card! We’ll be keeping track of everyone’s card, so if you win, we’ll send you an email to obtain your mailing information

GOOD LUCK!

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